Equipped with the Enchanted Wooden Sword of Shem and the Mystic Stick Horse of Sarnath the Great Fool rode forth to do battle.
Usually with fence posts, small trees, and shrubberies.
Now there will be a short break in postings for some undisclosed matter. See you again in a few weeks!
Smart kids. Worse than smart missiles or bombs. The very reason that saying “sharp enough to cut yourself” even exists.
I like to think I was a smart kid, otherwise I’m not sure where all these scars came from.
I hope you learned your lesson.
The lesson we taught you by sticking sharp things in your guts.
Don’t let it happen again.
As as aside, do you think the coroner will have a problem identifying cause of death?
You know it never ends well for a martyr.
This would be one of those time where it would be a bad idea to bring up past relationship issues.
Unless of course that is how this situation occured in the first place. If so, than by all means continue – it’s obviously been well worth it thus far.
Nothing to see here, just an assassin doing his job. Nothing to worry about.
Unless, of course, you’re a highly placed politician/royal who his aggravating an individual/organization with a great deal of money.
Giant robots with sword fingers! This, my friends, is what science is all about.
Looks like that guy needs to work on his swordsmanship. Then again, I’m not sure that is going to be much of an issue any more.
He stands as proof that having lots of sharp weapons on your person doesn’t make you skilled in their use.
I don’t know but I have this distinct feeling that – despite the current brotherly atmosphere depicted here – this is not going to end well.
All’s fair in love and stabbing people in the chest with sharp bits of metal.