JupiterOatmeal » police http://jupiteroatmeal.com Comics and Such By J. Lyons, Broadcasting from the 27 Inexplicable Moons of the Jovian Giant Fri, 31 Dec 2010 00:04:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 On Contiguity http://jupiteroatmeal.com/2009/07/on-contiguity/ http://jupiteroatmeal.com/2009/07/on-contiguity/#comments Tue, 14 Jul 2009 05:53:34 +0000 JupiterOatmeal http://jupiteroatmeal.com/?p=374 On Contiguity

Reminds me of the saying “when it rains it pours”. You think anyone will believe him when he tries to tell the truth.]]> On Contiguity

Reminds me of the saying “when it rains it pours”.

You think anyone will believe him when he tries to tell the truth.

]]> http://jupiteroatmeal.com/2009/07/on-contiguity/feed/ 0 On a Not-So-Fresh Scent http://jupiteroatmeal.com/2009/07/on-a-not-so-fresh-scent/ http://jupiteroatmeal.com/2009/07/on-a-not-so-fresh-scent/#comments Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:08:12 +0000 JupiterOatmeal http://jupiteroatmeal.com/?p=370 On a Not-So-Fresh Scent

Altogether a very unforgettable pricking of the nasal sense. Ick. On a related note, I once heard it said that there was a cannibal tribe that had several terms for human meat. One of these terms translates to “Long Pig”. Make of that as you well.]]> On a Not-So-Fresh Scent

Altogether a very unforgettable pricking of the nasal sense. Ick.

On a related note, I once heard it said that there was a cannibal tribe that had several terms for human meat.

One of these terms translates to “Long Pig”.

Make of that as you well.

]]> http://jupiteroatmeal.com/2009/07/on-a-not-so-fresh-scent/feed/ 0 On a Statement of Insufficiency http://jupiteroatmeal.com/2009/07/on-a-statement-of-insufficiency/ http://jupiteroatmeal.com/2009/07/on-a-statement-of-insufficiency/#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:01:57 +0000 JupiterOatmeal http://jupiteroatmeal.com/?p=367 On a Statement of Insufficiency

There are times that the common “sorry” just doesn’t hack it. Often, these situations end up involving law enforcement. Or worse.]]> On a Statement of Insufficiency

There are times that the common “sorry” just doesn’t hack it. Often, these situations end up involving law enforcement.

Or worse.

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I’m sure someone could probably tease some social commentary out of this, but I think that would completely miss the point. This isn’t so much a joke as an excuse to “draw” a gigantic bag of loot.]]> On the Nature of Crime

I’m sure someone could probably tease some social commentary out of this, but I think that would completely miss the point.

This isn’t so much a joke as an excuse to “draw” a gigantic bag of loot.

]]> http://jupiteroatmeal.com/2009/07/on-the-nature-of-crime/feed/ 0 On the Proper Consideration of Blame http://jupiteroatmeal.com/2009/06/on-the-proper-consideration-of-blame/ http://jupiteroatmeal.com/2009/06/on-the-proper-consideration-of-blame/#comments Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:00:06 +0000 JupiterOatmeal http://jupiteroatmeal.com/?p=339 On the Proper Consideration of Blame

Ah, yes, let us blame the victims yet again for they are ever our favorite patsy. Poor sods. Seems to be a common recipe in life, disturbing though it is. It mainly rankles that it seems that justice is ever elusive.]]> On the Proper Consideration of Blame

Ah, yes, let us blame the victims yet again for they are ever our favorite patsy.

Poor sods.

Seems to be a common recipe in life, disturbing though it is.

It mainly rankles that it seems that justice is ever elusive.

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