Posts Tagged ‘devil’

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On ‘The Devil’

by JupiterOatmeal on April 6th, 2010
On ‘The Devil’

Boredom is a probably the worst thing in hell.

Think about it.

Everyday, you get the same torture. Everyday it is the same. Everyday it doesn’t change and each day just keeps piling on. Eventually you get to the point when you just don’t care that some yawning demon (just as bored as you) is constantly shoving rusty spikes into various extremities. One day you find yourself wishing that you could get the chance to experience the torture of your neighbor (who is having his lower intestine eaten by a crow-headed dog).

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On the Power of Positive Thinking

by JupiterOatmeal on January 28th, 2010
On the Power of Positive Thinking

You’ll adjust to the climate and that burning sensation probably wears off after a couple thousand years.

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On Laws of Attraction

by JupiterOatmeal on January 12th, 2010
On Laws of Attraction

I’m beginning to think that I’m not moving in the right circles.

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On Affirmations for Everyone

by JupiterOatmeal on January 4th, 2010
On Affirmations for Everyone

I’ve often imagined that the devil is probably hiding a massive inferiority complex.

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On Telephone Courtesy

by JupiterOatmeal on October 28th, 2009
On Telephone Courtesy

This was supposed to be a fresh one. Only after I was in the process of actually posting this particular comic did I realize that it has a telephone (on a small stand) just as yesterday’s did.

I like it because it sort of builds a false continuity.

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On Mistaken Identity

by JupiterOatmeal on October 8th, 2009
On Mistaken Identity

One would think that the billions of souls screaming in unending agony would have been a clue that you were on the wrong track, kid.

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On Devilish Insecurities

by JupiterOatmeal on September 24th, 2009
On Devilish Insecurities

I would say there is a pretty good chance that most people ask themselves this at least once in their lifetime. It is a pretty popular question.

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On Extraneous Castigation

by JupiterOatmeal on September 16th, 2009
On Extraneous Castigation

A manifestation of a place of eternal damnation – red hot pokers up the ass and such – seems a tad overkill. Infinity is a long time to be repeatedly sodomized by a demon. For most reasons, anyway.

A personal plug! Honcho and the Virg. Wickedly funny verbal diatribes of a dubious nature abound here. Probably not a good idea to listen with your boss standing around unless you like the taste of fired (got to love that theme song). Check it out or they’ll probably come to your house and ‘spit’ on your pet/child/spouse.

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