Phrases like this are fun. It sounds remarkably disingenuous, regardless of how much feeling you attempt to put into it. Awesome.

The sooner a kid is able to learn self-reliance, the better.

Having a lot of kids is overrated.  C’mon, people, how about a little self-control!

Think of all those starving people with no children!

I think hugs are thrown around a little too willy-nilly. You don’t know what kind of dreadful diseases people have recently come in contact with.

Especially one’s own children.

Beasts.

The major question here is why does this child think he should be allowed to stop making shoes and handbags.