Striding through the land unchecked by man, beast, or loaf comes Connacht the Breadbarian to crush the sprinkle covered thrones of the world beneath his booted feet. Wielding his trusty Croissant Ax and enchanted baguette, Skull-Basher, there is nothing within the Baked Lands that Connacht fears.
And with this, we are back on track my friends. There are some more changes on the way for the ol’ Oatmeal, so stay tuned!
Friday! AND 100 POSTS! Probably not a big benchmark to make, but it is exciting nonetheless.
Today’s BGF is a rather young lady named Lottessa Buttercreme, the Duchess of Whitecake. Popular with her people for her famous quote: “Let them eat cake with sprinkles”. Lottessa enjoys many quiet rides through the Fruitberry Orchards that surround her many-layered castle.
It is Friday y’all.
BGF!
Today we have Xulfor, Priest of Donoth.
High-Priest, actually.
Many years ago he was known as Korm Wheatsprout, of the famous and wealthy Wheatsprout family, but he decided to forsake his name when he came into the service of the be-tentacled Donoth, the Dark Lord of Fried Pastries.
It’s Friday and what does that mean for us?
BGF! YEAH!
Simon Quicktoast is his name, and Dinner-Roll Training is his game.
That and he is an adept archer – in fact, he has taken first in the regional Roll-Training and Archery Competition held every year at the close of Yeasting Time.
Here Quicktoast is accompanied by Knife and Fork, his prize Dinner-Rolls, which he has raised since they were little doughs.
WHOO! Another BGF!
This is my good friend, Piter Boulangerie and his Buttered Choco-Muffin. He is what you would call a Croissant Herder.
Croissants are known to be quite friendly beasts, and Piter shares their general easy-going-ness. An altogether pretty nice guy.
This would be the first edition of my new fixation: Baked Goods Friday!
This is Sir Reginald Loaf and his trusty Albino Rye, Marigold. He staunchly defends the borders of a tiny kingdom called Flatloaf.
This translates to him mostly spending his time sleeping under Muffin-Top Trees.