Me
When scientists first discovered this odd animal, they immediately called it the JupiterOatmeal.
There is a tale to the name, but it is too long, boring, and complicated to bother with remembering.
Dwelling within the confines of the Land of the Long White Cloud, this elusive monkey-like creature searches for grubs and worms amidst the leaf-litter of the forest floor (not to eat but to educate, of course) pausing in this pastime to draw the occasional page of some random comic or doodle a badly executed pun.
It keeps the beast busy and out of trouble.