This would be one of those time where it would be a bad idea to bring up past relationship issues.
Unless of course that is how this situation occured in the first place. If so, than by all means continue – it’s obviously been well worth it thus far.
This guy is seriously asking for some trouble. You take one look at that statue and you can tell right away that there is definately going to be some huge curse on that jewel.
Hope he has something that lifts curses.
Like a skin cream or something.
Mouth wash?
The bitter taste of rejection. Unless of course some of the drink got in your mouth.
The blast off was pretty fun, but the re-entry is going to probably burn a little.
Nothing to see here, just an assassin doing his job. Nothing to worry about.
Unless, of course, you’re a highly placed politician/royal who his aggravating an individual/organization with a great deal of money.
Sometimes a scheme you’ve been cooking up turns to complete rubbish. In his case the authorities were able to follow him all Hansel-and-Gretal like from the trail of red-hot gems (metaphorically speaking). Proof that when you prepare for a crime spree make sure your equipment is in good working order.
Oh, ow. This is the part where you want to start regretting what you’ve been doing but you find that you’re too drunk. If the room isn’t spinning it’s because you’ve passed out.
Or something much worse is happening.
Turns out the only way humanity could find freedom from their alien oppressors was to ‘devolve’ to a cave-dweller stage and utterly annihilate them with clubs and spears and such.
The very core of good science fiction.
Right?
Giant robots with sword fingers! This, my friends, is what science is all about.
I’m sure there are those that would be confused by this situation. Our little jewel thief is not stealing stuff this time, but merely doing his laundry – which he happens to keep in a big sack marked with diamonds. As to why he seems so happy about it… maybe he is just a big fan of clean socks and underpants.
I know I am.