This is also supposed to be called the wheel of fortune, so that probably means he’s been in with the luck.
If it’s spinning he’s in for some a hot time. If it’s bouncing he’s in for a good time.
Until it rolls over on top of him.
One would expect a hermit to be an unshaven, malnourished, raving madman. I’m not sure if playing a guitar counts as raving – but I can say he is definitely unshaven – so one (or maybe two) out a three is pretty good this day and age.
It takes some internal fortitude to tame a dinosaur – they don’t tend to listen to people prone to weakness.
She should just consider herself lucky he opted to pick her up rather than introduce her to a concussion.
Some may ask: ‘what the flippin’ hell is a hierophant?’
It is a high-priest my friend.
Though, honestly, I don’t know what he is high on.









