You know, given the amount of garbage the average modern human ingests, I seriously hope I never am stranded on some remote mountaintop and find myself forced to resort to cannibalism. Probably end up with cancer or something.
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Boy, cats can be such a pain to have as a pet!
Peeing on expensive stereo equipment, pooping in shoes, constructing elaborate death traps for guests…
Truly amusing animals.
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When you name something, you start building attachment.
Or so I’ve heard from some random source somewhere.
Seriously, look at the guy! He’s a pushover. We could be sittin’ pretty eating human-meat-pie inside the day!
It’s not that there is a problem with the fact that unpleasent things can occur. It is a problem with the way these unfortunate events seem to go on and on and on.
I’ve been told that patience is a virtue of the dead.
Free advice is often exactly that because it is known to be only tangentily associated with the subject being advised upon.
That or it is dangerous