Archive for January, 2010
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As an aside, that little device on the poor man’s head is called a Rat Cage, just one of the many many many ghastly devices invented throughout history with the express purpose testing the human body to destruction (or bits of the human body, depending). Honestly, I’ve always been simultaneously amazed and repulsed by the [...]
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If this thing keeps smelling this way I’m going to have to hose it down.
Or maybe ask for a refund.
It is truly important to let people know that you’re thankful for their contribution.
I’m beginning to think that I’m not moving in the right circles.
I was standing next to the microwave when suddenly it exploded.
A giant fireball of melted glass and plastic.
I think some of the plastic got on my face.
Wow, writing for children is easy! I think I’ll take it up full time.
Abject apologies to one of my favorite comicers: Mike Mignola. The Bog Roosh is originally an invention of his (though his is a sea-witch sort of beastie). I simply borrowed the name because it sounded really good. Please don’t sue my pants [...]
Seriously, officer, do I look like the kind of person that would take a large heavy object covered in spikes and randomly batter strangers to death?
I was really just wanting some help here but I can see you’re busy bleeding out – so I’ll just go ahead and go.
I hope to one day be popular enough that I annoy a lot of people with stuff like this.
I’ve often imagined that the devil is probably hiding a massive inferiority complex.