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On the Patience of Mortality

January 29th, 2010 | by JupiterOatmeal
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On the Patience of Mortality

There is such a thing as a schedule, you people would do well to learn more.

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On the Power of Positive Thinking

January 28th, 2010 | by JupiterOatmeal
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On the Power of Positive Thinking

You’ll adjust to the climate and that burning sensation probably wears off after a couple thousand years.

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On Observation of the Obvious

January 27th, 2010 | by JupiterOatmeal
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On Observation of the Obvious

I’ve noticed that, for the most part, people are not very creative with their insults and derision.
It’s a rather sad state of affairs.

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On Animal Introductions

January 26th, 2010 | by JupiterOatmeal
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On Animal Introductions

Painful bites are only one of the ways dogs use to show affection.

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On Feline Fear Response

January 25th, 2010 | by JupiterOatmeal
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On Feline Fear Response

Cute, fuzzy, small. What is there not to be terrified of?

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On Strategy Tragedy

January 22nd, 2010 | by JupiterOatmeal
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On Strategy Tragedy

Once upon a time I read a passage in a book:
“You want to hear the universe laugh? Make a plan.”
Applicable to nearly every facet of my life.

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On the Adminstration of Assistance

January 21st, 2010 | by JupiterOatmeal
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On the Adminstration of Assistance

You should understand that, though this may sting a little, you’ll be better off when it is all over.
Why am I doing this?
Because I like to help people.

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On Learning Curves

January 20th, 2010 | by JupiterOatmeal
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On Learning Curves

I’ve been told that if it isn’t difficult it isn’t worth the effort.
That is bullshit.

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On Small Clown Syndrome

January 19th, 2010 | by JupiterOatmeal
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On Small Clown Syndrome

When you really get down to it, clowns aren’t that different than dogs.
At least in my goofy little universe.

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On Seeking Medical Attention

January 18th, 2010 | by JupiterOatmeal
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On Seeking Medical Attention

You COULD consider it a form of population control.
Not that it makes it any better.

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