A manifestation of a place of eternal damnation – red hot pokers up the ass and such – seems a tad overkill. Infinity is a long time to be repeatedly sodomized by a demon. For most reasons, anyway.
A personal plug! Honcho and the Virg. Wickedly funny verbal diatribes of a dubious nature abound here. Probably not a good idea to listen with your boss standing around unless you like the taste of fired (got to love that theme song). Check it out or they’ll probably come to your house and ‘spit’ on your pet/child/spouse.