Babies. Who gets those beastly things?
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Archive for July, 2009
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I think hugs are thrown around a little too willy-nilly. You don’t know what kind of dreadful diseases people have recently come in contact with.
Especially one’s own children.
Beasts.
Customer Service seems to have taken on heavy sexual connotations lately.
Probably just me.
Reminds me of the saying “when it rains it pours”.
You think anyone will believe him when he tries to tell the truth.
Altogether a very unforgettable pricking of the nasal sense. Ick.
On a related note, I once heard it said that there was a cannibal tribe that had several terms for human meat.
One of these terms translates to “Long Pig”.
Make of that as you well.
There are times that the common “sorry” just doesn’t hack it. Often, these situations end up involving law enforcement.
Or worse.
I mentioned this earlier. Accidents happen.
More so if you aren’t paying attention to what you’re doing with that can of extremely flammable liquid and your father’s flip-top lighter with the shiny pearl finish.
Our friend isn’t “into” this in a fetish-sense of the term “into”.
He simply likes to watch people lose a brief argument with gravity in the same way that another person would enjoy a good comedy-thriller.
I’m sure someone could probably tease some social commentary out of this, but I think that would completely miss the point.
This isn’t so much a joke as an excuse to “draw” a gigantic bag of loot.
The funny thing here is they were in the middle of breaking up after suffering through several years of havingabsolutelynothingincommonitis. It was sort of mutual, more her idea than his, but both knew it was coming. Still it wasn’t the most pleasant situation the aliens walked in on.
Can’t really blame a man for trying to turn a negative situation into a positive one.