This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard said. I would like to have a kid just so that I can say this to him or her before dealing out justice.
JupiterOatmeal
Comics and Such By J. Lyons, Broadcasting from the 27 Inexplicable Moons of the Jovian Giant
It builds character.
That it does:
http://jupiteroatmeal.com/2009/05/on-the-price-of-parental-platitudes/
Bit of an update. I am a father now, mwahahahahHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!