Archive for May, 2009
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Makes you wonder what is on that piece of paper the guy in the suit is holding.
Monday I will be starting the first part of a story/project that stars a character that is quite dear to me and has been lurking in my mind for almost as long as I can remember.
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The major question here is why does this child think he should be allowed to stop making shoes and handbags.
Can you imagine shopping for a cage that you intend to put a person in?
You would have to constantly watch what you were saying – scanning the sentences ahead to avoid anything that might give your plan away:
“Excuse me, I’m looking for a dog cage – oh about the size of a 38-year-old white female… [...]
If television has taught me anything it’s that blind people are an abundant source of laughs.
It is Monday.
That is probably an accident as well.
This pretty much sums up my work-day.
Have you ever stopped to wonder what it would really be like if everybody told the whole truth all the time?
I think this would make a great battery advertisement.
Just stop and think about how uncool the following situation would be.
There you are, you’ve already got the song for your execution already picked out. Your about to start rocking before the metaphorical (and perhaps quite physical – depending on the mode of execution) ax falls when [...]
Consider a prelude of sorts…
You know, dangling upside-down from a tree gets to be uncomfortable after a while. Even when you’re not being prodded with a baseball bat.