Archive for April, 2009
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I once heard that relationships based on honesty were strong and happy.
This is obviously not a universal constant.
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So here we are on your mom.
Again.
Why?
Perhaps you should go ask her, I’m sure she would probably know.
And so you’re honor, good people of the jury, you can clearly see that my client is not to blame – nor even the society that has so obviously failed him – but it the fault of that man, the victim.
I’ve spent most of my life expecting a box of cougars to fall on my head from a goodly height. It hasn’t happened.
I’m not sure if I should be overjoyed or disappointed because that really would be a hell of a way to go.
It always hurts so much when your children and expectations just don’t match up. It can be so easy to blame it on the kids – probably because it is all their fault.
The whale really had nothing to do with this situation at all, she (he? I’ve never been to sure about how to tell the difference between male and female whales) was simply the instrument by which justice was dispensed.
No one ever said Karma was supposed to make sense.
This is also called a simulacrum (a rather superficial resemblance to something, generally people-related stuff) and if you’re looking for them you’ll see them everywhere. Maybe not as a cancer, I mean, but in a tree or coffee or poop or something.
In any case, it certainly appears to be in a good mood for a [...]
This has happened to me a couple times.
It is extremely embarassing.
At first the title of this one was On Adding One’s Two Cents, but that lacked charm and was – let us be honest, it was a very stupid title.
Then this title occured to me – and only now does the double entendre seem apparent.
You know that strange feeling of walking into a room on your way to do…
Well, now, see that’s the problem. You don’t remember what it was you were going to do.
Were you going to get a glass of milk? No, that can’t be it – you haven’t had any milk in your fridge for almost [...]